Here's a shitty fact

DID YOU KNOW...

In the hour it takes me to drive to work, I could drive from where we were staying in Wanaka and be up at SnowPark with my boots on and on the chair lift.

And that is AFTER taking my morning bog.

Sydney isn't so bad at the moment, but I have only been back for 3 days.

Here are the only 2 decent shit pics I got of me snowboarding like a kook.


And


Um yeah.

I will put some more pics up later.

Eat a dick!

1152000 Seconds til NZ

Thats right, well now it is 1151937 seconds.

We got Cardrona season passes only this year. There is a bit of a crew coming along and it is my wifes first proper snowboarding trip and it is going to be a cracker.

Didn't bother with a Snowpark Pass this time around. They were so expensive and to be honest, they didn't spend enough time maintaining the park the 90% of their customers used.

Other heads coming on this trip include nobbie and his chick who he is going to propose to. It is supposed to be a secret, but as if she is ever going to read this thing... as if ANYONE is going to read this thing. Nobbie also has a couple of mates from Canada coming along who are supposed to rip. Nobbie has talked these guys up so much that I am keen to ride with them and hopefully learn some stuff from them.

Nobbie talks himself up and he is shit, so I guess we will just have to wait and see.

Sergio (A.K.A. Consussion) is also coming along. He is staying for 3.5 weeks with Harri and myself. Nobbie and his crew are just heading over for a week. Losers.

This should be a good trip. I have an over priced under used camera which I am dying to bust out. I promise I won't take any arty / romantic photos, there are enough of them trendy cunts out there on the internet already.

Fucking pumped!

1151651 seconds

Time to start blogging again

Ahh, it is great to be back, I have been "away" for quite a while, but I am back baby, I fucking back!!!

Ok, so I don't actually know what I am going to blog about, all of my "friends" have turned in to fat old cunts, actually, I have turned into a fat cunt also.

Maybe my blog should be about me trying to get on the next series of The Biggest Loser.

Hmm, who knows... one thing I do know... being a married man has changed me... I don't jerk off as much as I used to, but I think that may have something to do with the fact that I can't see my dick without the assistance of a mirror or camera.

Hmm, what else is there? Yeah, my business directory site, check it out at www.easybiz.com.au it is totally awesome. If you have a business, you should sign up for a FREE account.

Anyways, I am at work, so I better get back to it.

Trust me, check back for more of the same ole same ole goodness.

Mwah!

Hitting the big time in a little way...

DING DONG!!! ROCK THE MOTHER FUCKING BELLS!!! 29th July NYC

I am the worst impulse shopper / doerer of things ever.

I just orderd 5 General Admission tickets to Rock the Bells in NYC.

The show is on the 29th July and my mate Hugo and one of his friends will be coming along.

This means I have 2 tickets left if anyone else is keen.

I will be booking the flights in the next couple of weeks, I just wanna get one of them new fandangled credit cards which give you rewards points...

MOTHER FUCKIN' WOOT WOOT!!!

• Rage Against The Machine
• Wu-Tang Clan
• Cypress Hill
• Erykah Badu
• Rakim
• Mos Def
• Talib Kweli
• MF Doom
• Pharoahe Monch
• Immortal Technique
• Boot Camp Clik
• Jedi Mind Tricks
• FELT
• Living Legends
• Brother Ali
• Cage
• Mr. LifGrouch & Eligh
• Hangar 18
• Blueprint and Lucky I AM
• plus guests Public Enemy.
• DJs incl. C-Minus, and Rocky Rock.

Hows this for a crazy idea...

Hi All,

I am wondering if anyone would be keen on coming to a concert in the USA.

Now before you call me crazy, check out some of the clips from this link.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rage+against+the+machine+coachella

Rage Against The Machine reformed to play the Coachella festival. It was their first gig in 7 years.

They may or may not do a world tour, but I don't want to risk it. I reckon RATM are our generations Rolling Stones or The Beatles or whatever...

The festival is called Rock The Bells - http://www.rockthebells.net/index.html

I am thinking of going to the NY show cos I have never been there before but I think the SF line up is better... San Fran is awesome though and I will happily go there again.

I don't know how long, but I was thinking of going for but I was figuring about a week and a week and a half on the ground and we would need to add 3 days for flights.

A quick search shows flights on qantas for around these dates is about $2200 to San Fran and about $2300 to New York.

Please let me know if you are keen. I am going to buy my festival tickets today. I am actually going to buy 4 tickets incase people change thier mind.

The Dates are:

Sun 29th July in NY $90 for General Admission and $160 for "VIP" whcih includes free shit.

The line up is:

Rage Against The Machine
Wu-Tang Clan
Cypress Hill
Erykah Badu
Rakim
Mos Def
Talib Kweli
MF Doom
Pharoahe Monch
Immortal Technique
Boot Camp Clik
Jedi Mind Tricks
FELT
Living Legends
Brother Ali
Cage
Mr. Lif
Grouch & Eligh
Hangar 18
Blueprint and Lucky I AM
plus guests Public Enemy.
DJs incl. C-Minus, and Rocky Rock.

The festival will be hosted by Supernatural, Rahzel and Hi-Tek.


or

18th August in San Fran $80 for General Admission and $150 for "VIP" whcih includes free shit.

Rage Against the Machine
Wu-tang Clan
Cypress Hill
The Roots
Mos Def
Public Enemy
NAS
EPMD
Pharohe Monch
MF Doom
Murs
Immortal Technique
Jedi Mind Tricks
Hieroglyphics
Sage Francis
Blackalicious

Rahzel (Host), Supernatural (Host), Hi-Tek (Host), Mike Realm (VIP Talent)


Thanks and I hope to hear from you soon.

Dave.

Rage Against The Machine