Ok, so I'm YOOOOO...

This one fuck I know called me the gayest straight guy ever... you can send him hate mail here

Whatever!

Ok, so tonight. I went to Shooters in Wanaka. It was shit when we got there, and it was shit when I left, the only difference was I arrived with 1 dude and left with 2 chix.

Cool right?

Wrong!

Ok, so the first girl (names have been changed to protect the whatever) left and walked home on her own, so this left me and girl number 2 (number ranking order in order of hot ness and "I wanna bang ness" have been changed to protect the no so hot).

We were walking and she was like "you rock, you always make me smile blah blah blah (it is blah blah cos I stopped paying attenting when I realised she didn't wanna have sex) and stuff.
Um... oh yeah! She was saying stuff like "So and so thinks you rock and so does whatsies face (names have been chaged in the hope that I can still get a hand job or even a blow job or sex off one of the unmentionable contenders) thinks you rock blah blah

So we get to "I probably don't stand a chance"'s place and she was like "thanks for the walk home, you didn't have to, byeeeee..."

Two words: WTF?

So yeah, am I the gayest straigh guy ever. I need sex before next Friday to prove I am not.

If I turn out to be gay, I am gonna kill myself.

P.S. Does paying for sex count?

Any emails to isDaveAHomoOrIsntHeAHomo@memberclothing.com will be put up some where for every cunt to see.

Eat a dick.