Waiting for the mountains to open
Ok, so woke up drunk.
Again.
Had Enchiladas and Greek Salad for lunch. Had a bottle of Red wine and this Lamb shit with potatoes, mushrooms and pesto for dinner. Only spent like $25 on food today.
Not heaps going on in Wanaka at the moment, there is officially one week until the mountains open up here.
Last night was Thirsty Thursdays down at Shooters. They have 3 buck Jim Beams and Coke in bottles and other drinks from 9pm til like 1am. We were playing a drinking game as a warm up and it was shit cos there were too many people, so I invented one. Well I think I I invented one. The rules are simple, you need 2 die, 2 glasses with 5 shot markers evenly spaced along the length of the glass and a group of people each with a minimum of 12 beers each.
Ok, so you roll the the first die, and that is the number of "shots" of beer you have (so you fill it to the 3rd line if you roll a 3). Then you roll the second die and that is the person along from you going in a clock wise direction who gets to join you for that many shots. If you roll two 1's then everyon has to skull a bottle of beer. It is a good quick game. We just have to figure out how to get chix naked when they play so we are going to work on expanding the rules.
In the other drinking game, it some how came up if we had anal fuck before. One of the chix said yes and I was trying to get her drunk all night, but it didn't work.
Shit.
I think we are all going out tomorrow night, so I am going to have another crack. I might buy a bottle of Cart Wheels (Wild Turkey) and get her drunk and see if I can fit my doodle in her pooper.

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