Fucking Patrick, you stronzo!!!

Tonight sucked ass.

First off, we lost in the rugby to the Kiwis. We played ok, but we just couldn't score any tries. I was speaking to Steff the German contender (who works at & Bar) all night and things looked promising. She seemed pretty keen to catch up when she finished work so I was like "yeah".

So after the rugby, we left & Bar and went to Shooters. Shooters was the usual crowd, a bunch of drunk cunts with no real atmosphere. There were a couple of potential victims there, but nothing I was "socially lubricated" enough to go up and start a conversation with and listen to their drunken drivel to all night in the hope of getting lucky. Besides, Steff seemed keen.

All of a sudden, out of no where, Miss Austria rocked up and was all chatty and getting close and stuff. I was like "stoked".

So I am talking to Miss Austria and we are having a good old conversation, and I have never really noticed this (probably cos I have never been too sober whenever I have talked to her), but when she talks to you, she sorta stands at your side and rotates further and further to your side and it gets to the point where she is almost standing behind you.

So I was chatting with her, fighing an ever losing battle to keep her in my "kill zone" where we could look at each other and flirt and have good body contact, but it was hard.

I was getting thirsty, and I wanted to get a drink. She initially got herself a drink (cos we already had some) and I was waiting for her to get another one, but that time never came. So it was either die from thirst or go to the bar. The bar it was.

Now, since I was going to the bar, I asked Big T if he wanted a drink and cos I am sorta keen on Miss Austria, I asked her if she wanted one too. Of course she said yes (she is a female after all) and off to the bar I went. I also did the right thing and got my other flatmate a drink. Fucking Patrick!

So I am talking to Miss Austria and I was holding 2 beers and I was like "I'll be back in a sec, I just wanna off load this", that way I could, you know... work it better with my free hand...

So I find Patrick and told him I had a beer, he was outside having a cigarette and talking to some dude. He said sweet and was like "I'll be in in a minute".

So I go back to Miss Austria and start talking again and a few minutes later, Patrick walks in and was like "I met some Austrian guys outside", I was like "and" and Miss Austria was like "Oh really? I have only met one Austrian chick since I have been here, you will have to introduce them to me later", I was like "brilliant"

Anyways, thing, I though, were going well, and who walks past but Patricks friend Mr Austria (no relation to Miss Austria, just some pretty boy fag from Austria) and dick head (Patrick) does the introduction, and that was basically the end. 3 new Mr Austrias rock up and they pretty much high-jacked Miss Austria, one fag went to the bar and came back with a beer for her, and Miss Austria, being a female, graciously accepted and turned her freshly purchaed attentions to the new suitors.

I look at stronzo (Patrick) and he was like "it wasn't meant to be this bad", I was like "Whatever".

This isn't even the end of it yet.

Steff from Germany rocked up as Miss Austria was chatting wtih Mr's Austria and I was like "Oh well, Steff is keen, I will hit her up and see how she is doing".

Guess what!

All of a sudden, Steff turned cold. She wasn't flirty or anything, she didn't seem too tired, just like she all of a sudden got her rags or something.

Retard (Patrick) also needed to leave cos he had to work tomorrow (today) so he was like, "I gotta go", and I was like like "You can eat a dick and walk home wog boy, first of all you win $5 off me cos the All Blacks Won, you kicked us out of the world cup with a dive (Italians in general) and finally you introduced these fucking Mr Austria sharks to Miss Austria who purchased her affections like a cheap whores with a $7 bottle of beer".

I was over it anyways, and I was like yep, lets go, all of the chicks I wanted to bang had already left or were drunkenly pashing some dude on the dance floor. All that was left were mingers and chicks who would take too much of an investment (in terms of purchasing booze for, for both them and myself) and honestly, I just couldn't be fucked after the 2 let downs I had.

So here I am... Home, along and not even motivated to have a wank... probably cos I had one earlier today, but whatever.

I'm going to bed... Mwah!