Cos thats what friends are fooorrrrrrr....

Some bitch sang that...

She definitley didnt have my firends. They are cunts. Maybe she was just being sarcastic.

Some of my mates (Ikka, Bec, Chris and Pekka) got here from Sydney on Saturday night. They had to drive down from Christchurch, and I told them to give me a call when they got here.

They got here around 10pm or something and they called to find out where we were.

When they called, of course, I asked if they had a bath at their hotel and they said yes. WOO HOO.

So anyways, we were out drinking, unfortunately the Aussies lost the Rugby to the fucking Kiwis again, and we ended up getting a bit drunk. Chris wanted to go home, and I was on the hunt, so we parted ways.

As usual, I didn't have joy with the chix in Wanaka (gay) and I ended up going home frustrated, drunk and dirty.

So yesterday, I met up wtih the fucks for dinner, I didn't want to eat cos I had already made stuff for lunch which I also ate for dinner. So we were there and I the people behind us got their food and we heard em comment on how much there was. Everyone was excited cos they were all pretty hungry, and I was hungry cos I am a fat fuck.

Anways, we keep talking the usual shit, paying out on each other and just being general haters. A beer or so later, I had to do a piss, so I went to the toilet and when I came back there was some food on the table in font of my seat, but no one else had food.

I was like "What the fucks this? Where did this come from" and everyone started laughing, including the people at the table next to us.

It turned out that the chick on the table behind us couldn't eat all of her meal, and my mates beiing my mates said I would eat it. I wasn't even hungry, but if you put Ribs in front of a man, he is gonna eat em. I also ddn't want to be rude and say no... Weak excuse, but true.

So I start eating these ribs and the waitress comes up and is like "What the... where did this come from" and my mates pointed out how fat I was and that I stole it off the people at the next table and she was like "err" and I was like "well, it is sorta true" and I tried to explain to her, but it was too late. She started putting shit on me to so I was like "fuck it" and just kept on eating.

My mates eventually get their food and we eventually piss off. Over the course of the night, it came up about my blog and the bath blog from Queenstown and they said I could come back to thier hotel and have a bath. Of course I said yes.

So it was all agreed that I would take em to my house first and show them where I am living and get my book (cos I like to just kick back in the bath for about an hour and relax and read) and then drive em back to their place cos they walked down to where we were eating.

So I am all excited, finally a bath where I can just relax and read my book and just chill.

So we get to thier place and I park the car and lock up my roof racks and stuff and walk in. We talk for a bit cos I didn't wanna be completly rude and just go have a bath and Bec says she is tired and wants to go to bed, Chirs gets up to make a hot chocolate and Paul says he is gonna go to bed too.

Finally, time for my bath, I announce that I am going to have a bath and thanks very much for letting me come over and i will let my self out and noone has to wait up for me and thanks very much again. I pick up my book and get a towel and walk triumphantly to the bath room.

I flick on the light and look around, and what do I see???

THERE IS NO FUCKING BATH!!!

And they thought it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking funny.

I didn't have my camera so I couldn't get a picture of the bath. Chris got a picture of my face from when I turned around to ask WTF but I was more laughing cos I thought it was pretty funny, and they did a good job of strining me along and stuff. I will try and get a picture of the "bath" some time this week. It is more like a little metal washing tub for your laundry than a bath... like a tight ass, low maintenence version of a shower cubicle.

The cunts were honestly pissing 'emselves for about 10 mins, saying how hard it was for them to not bust up when I got excited when I was telling them about how good my book was and how excited I was to get to read it and just relax.

I was honestly spewing hey... I'm losing the plot about not having a bath, and after going riding and having a sore back, sore neck, sore legs, sore knees...... I just wanna go home and have a bath ya know...

I have to get a place here for next season for sure which has a bath if I don't buy a place before then...

I'm going for a shower and then to bed...

:^(