Derrrrrrrrnunt... dernet

So yeah, I was trying to figure out how to start my blog, and I wasn't exactly sure how to start it. Click on the image for clarification.

Tonight was the last night on one of my friends here in Wanaka... Her name is Stephanie, a.k.a. The Shark.

I really like Stephanie, actually, she is one of the only chicks I would have liked to have hooked up with whilst she was here in NZ... Sure there are other chicks I would like to... erm, "bang", but Stephanie is one of the few chicks I would have actually rode with the next day.

The only problem is the dernet dernet bit.

You see, Stephanie is what I would call a Shark... or a hustler...

She eats guys up, she know she is hot and she knows that guys are suckers and she uses her looks and her "survival of the fittest" attitude (it is either them or me paying for - the drinks / food / lift passes / whatever), to get what she wants with a minimum of fuss and cost.

In saying this, I had been a willing vicitm a couple of times (before I figured out she was a dernet), and then I was like fuck this bitch, but I realised, that she doesn't do it deliberately, well she sorta does, but dudes are falling over them selves to buy her drinks, get her drunk and TRY take advantage of her and get her attention that she just lets them buy her drinks (she doesn't ask for them, us suckers offer) and she is like yep and then feels obligated to talk to said sukers.

I dunno, I am bummed she is leaving and we didn't hook up, but at the same time, I am sorta glad she is leaving cos she made me look and feel like an idiot on a couple of occasions.

I haven't really told her whats up, she would have to be a fucken retard to not know, but tonght I sent her a text message and it went something like:

You are fucken gay, why didn't you lips of at shooters? There is only one thing I regret about my whole trip and that is we didn't hook up blah blah whatever

"lips of" = "kiss me" in sms speak... I don't change the predicitve text if it is funny... Blah blah whatever is the rest of the text wishing her a safe trip...

So what does a shark look like? I have a pic, I dunno if I should put it up or not. Fuck it, why not.

So yeah, this is what a shark looks like... not the best picture, but she is cool.

Stephanie, if you read this, I hope you don't kill me... Hmmm, on second thoughts, if you wanna come back and kick my ass, you are more than welcome :P