So Baths are my weakness...

Dunno if you know that or not, but they are. I have had one just about every night since I was about 14 or so. The Big Gay House doesn't have a bath, so I am reduced to having a shower every night and paying $6 for a stinky chlorine rich hot tub at Oak Ridge Resort when I get desperate.

A word of warning, this blog is gonna be all over the shop.

My flatemates from Oz came over for a week and I went and caught up with them yesterday and stayed with em in Queenstown. Their hotel room had a bath, so it wasn't really too much of an effort on my behalf to go stay. Baths are my weakness.

After our drunken night out, I naturally went and had a bath when I got back to the hotel room. Fucken Gav walked in on me, just as I was about to get ready and turn the water on and shit. He took a picture. Lucky for him, I was already sitting down and I had my book so he didn't have to see my hairy ass.

I was basically spweing, cos a bath, to me, is like a sacred ritual. You just don't fuck with it cos you will end up dead.

Gav didn't care though, he was drunk and he wanted to talk drunk shit, so what does he do? Well he wasn't gonna look at my balls all night whilst I took my bath... He decided to get me a bath towel. And a drink.

So I am literally sitting in the bath as it is slowly filling up, trying to tell Gav to fuck off and leave me alone while I relish my first hot bath in over 2 months whilst having a Rum and Coke and trying to cover my bits with a wet bath towel.

The book I am reading is really good too, and I was looking forward to relaxing for about an hour or so.

I gave up and just got drunker and put my book down and talked drunk shit for a while.

Gav, you are a cock hehe.

Ok, what next. Oh yeah, how did I get in that state?

Of course we went out and had a few drinks last night. At Subculture (the best place in the whole of Queenstown - apart from FergBurgers and Beef Eaters Steak House), they have this thing where every time you buy a drink, you play the house in a game of Black Jack and if you win, you get either a shot of Tequila or a shot of Jager.

We won a few hands, and we had some tequila which I dislike, so we started having Jager bombs, so we ended up getting smashed (free game when you buy the Red Bull for the Jager Bomb).

I dunno how many we had, but we eneded up having like 4 Jager Bombs each which meant we had to buy about 7 drinks or so, cos we didn't win every time.

It is pretty safe to say that we were pretty much drunk.

Gav spewed. Added a pic for authenticity.

Oh yeah, and before that, we went to this place called The Cow. It is pretty popular in Queenstown.

I would have gone to Beef Eaters personally, but Candice (my other flat mate from Sydney) doesn't eat steaks and shit, so it was either eat at The Cow or go to Beef Eaters and listen to The Cow whinge all night about how we should have went to the other restaurant.

Oh yeah, in The Cow, they let you tag up the walls with chalk. Of course I couldn't resist and I did the member corporate logo thing. I think it turned out pretty cool considering I have less artistic skill than a retard on rohies.

I got a new board today too. Well it isn't really a new board. I ordered it back in March and only got it now, fucked up long story, but I was bitterly disappointed when I rode it.

Candice and Gav brought it over with them, so that was the second reason I went to Queenstown to go and meet up with them.

We rode up at the (un)Remarkables today. The snow was pretty ordinary. It sucks though, cos every time I have ridden there, I have been really hung over. Maybe it is best, cos it isn't the best mountain and I would just complain about how shit the mountain is, where as if I am hung over, I can just complaing about how shit I am.

Anyways, my new board is a Ride Kink. It is the second Ride board that I have got and to be completely honest, I am not blown away by them. I would almost say that I hate the Kink, but I have only done one hung over day on it.

Well I don't actually hate my Ride DH, it just sucks on what I like to ride. It is supposed to be a Park board, and I find it way too stiff. I rode it in powder at Treble Cone and it was amazing, and I could imagine I would really enjoy it if I was riding powder EVERY DAY, but we can't have bullshit snow all the time.

I also rode it in the half pipe up at SnowPark, and I guess it was pretty good, but I suck ass at half pipe, so I wouldn't know either...

I think I will have to give it a couple of days to see if it grows on me, if it doesn't I will fuck it off pretty quickly.

I have also one a really shit sticker job on it, pretty embarassed about it actually, but I can't be fucked changing it.

I really love my Force Snowboards though, click on the image to check out their site.

I had 2 Blasts, a 155cm and a 150cm. YES a 150cm board, and it was probably one of the most enjoyable boards I have ever ridden. I have ridden em into the ground though, and after 2 months, they are now officially dead :(

I think I wanna sell my Ride Kink (it is only one ride old, and I have only hit 2 small fun boxes and a tiny rainbow rail) and get another Blast. Man they are fun boards

I fucked my knee also. Not fucked it fucked it, just fucked it fucked it.

Dunno if I blogged this, before, but I overshot the step up at SnowPark and I landed facinig backwards and caught my heel edge and did this whip lash thing where hurt my neck a bit, got a small tear in my medial ligament in my left knee, tore the adductor (i think thats what they are called) muscles in both my legs and smashed my head on the snow. My head is starting to bruise and my leg (medial ligament) hurt today.

Man I suck at snowboarding, but I love it so much, it isn't even funny.

Here is another pic of Gav trying to spew.