Frustration at fucks...

Ok, so I am officially back in Sydney.

Man, I realised why I was so happy in NZ. My fucken useless friends weren't there.

Fuck they piss me off. They are talented and funny cunts and all their dicks are smaller than mine BUT they are fucken useless.

Tavis is the first fuck I am going to name and shame.

He is tall and skinny and has good hair (unlike my arab inspired black thick shit hair).

He hasn't had a job since fuck knows when and I he is always sitting at home on his computer jerking off to internet chix. Now nothing wrong with that, we have all done it at some stage, but fuck man, I am only in Sydney for 2 weeks, lets go out and run a muck fuck ya.

No shit, I have called this fuck at least 4 times since I have been back and every time he is at home and won't leave cos he is a fag. Sorry to my fag friends out there who read this (Mark and Glen - mwah x), it was either call him a fag or an arab. Unfortunately I am half arab and I wanted to distance myself as far away from him as possible, so fag it is.

I owe him $1100 and I have decided I am not going to give it back to him until he comes out if not to get drunk, to at least get fat (eat).

You can send him a "Get off your arse you fucken fuck" email to

Next is Anf a.k.a. Anthrax a.k.a. Tampax

Tampax is short, Italian and has no hair... unlike my arab mop which I would gladly donate half of if we can just figure out how to make it stick on his head.

I dunno where to start with Anth. He is fucken brilliant, he is left handed, but at least he isn't a Chilean like Ammo.

Anth is very talented musically and can play heaps of instruments and shit. Used to be in a moderatly sucessful hardcore band called Drawback, but they split up cos they are all useless cunts.

I swear, anything Anth puts his mind to, he can do (except kick flips). He hasn't had a job for 6 months and has just been kicking it at home. Now in all fairness, I can't really dis him too much, his mums cooking is fucking brilliant, but the cunt shoulda come to NZ for 3 months if he wasn't doing anything.

And don't try getting the cunt to leave his house, fucken forget about it, he is almost as bad as Tavis, but Anf has the excuse of his mums cooking. Tavis' mums a wierdo and she never cooked... well for him anyways.

You can send Anth a "You aren't as bad as Tavis so there is stil hope for you yet you lazy fucken garlic eater!" email to muchgore@hotmail.com

I am over it, I am actually going out with Simo tongith... a former useless cunt who is actually on the road to recovery.

Simo is a designer and a drunk.

No, wait.

Simo is a drunk and a designer. He just finished 3 or 4 years of study and beinig a fucken bum. He is also newly single so ladies (or my fag friends) if you are up for some cock, drop simo a "Yo, I heard you got a job and prospects and blue balls and fucked up half asian mop hair, hows about a root" email at simondavidson@hotmail.com

He is still fucked but.

Do I actually like any of my friends? Hell yeah, Ikka (the most amazing generous guy you will ever meet), Nobbie (he is a fucken Nob but still a nice cunt), Sergio (a.k.a. concussion), Archie (always up for a feed), Dan (who is in the UK and I will be seeing heaps of soon), Matt (who is always up to go look at boobies at either Mens Gallery or Pure Platinum) and Reece whos is another tall cunt but up for laughs.

Um, thats it.

I am a useless cunt too, but you all know that if you have ever read this blog. You can send me a "you are a fuckwit, not to mention a half arab, half pom, homophobe, fat fuck with stupid hair who hasn't had sex in 4 years" email at you_are_a_fuckwit_not_to_mention_a_half_arab_half_pom_homophobe

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Who's coming out?