So two fuckwits walk into a bar...

A.K.A. Dave says:
Dude

A.K.A. Dave says:
I'm a mad half arab terrorist, half pommy geezer

A.K.A. Dave says:
swear to go

A.K.A. Dave says:
d (god)

boomstix says:
to allah

boomstix says:
or are you a christian arab?

A.K.A. Dave says:
me too

A.K.A. Dave says:
yeah

A.K.A. Dave says:
is that good or bad

boomstix says:
christian ones are good. muslim ones are cunts

A.K.A. Dave says:
Nah, that is just propaganda and shit from the news :D

A.K.A. Dave says:
you shoulda seen these fucks

A.K.A. Dave says:
it was fucked

boomstix says:
do i need to read your blog?

A.K.A. Dave says:
I don't wanna blog it cos I don't wanna seem like a fuck

A.K.A. Dave says:
I will tell ya

A.K.A. Dave says:
I was at Shooters

A.K.A. Dave says:
and there is this chick called ****** who I know from around town

A.K.A. Dave says:
she is cute

A.K.A. Dave says:
anyways

A.K.A. Dave says:
tongiht

A.K.A. Dave says:
we were out getting YOOOOOO, I sang at karaoke hahahahaha

I sang Rebel Yell by Billy Idol cos Toby from Rock Star inspired me hahahah

boomstix says:
you were getting shot down at shooters. haha.

A.K.A. Dave says:
dude

A.K.A. Dave says:
listen to the mother fucken story

boomstix says:
ha

A.K.A. Dave says:
hehe :D

A.K.A. Dave says:
anyways

A.K.A. Dave says:
****** were talking and all of a sudden, she grabs my hand and takes me to a secluded corner of the bar where no one was and starts kissing me, I was like WHOA!

boomstix says:
ok im listeneing

A.K.A. Dave says:
so anyways, we are getting hot and heavy for like 5 mins and then one of her friends grabs her and is like "come with me" and off she runs

boomstix says:
toootally

A.K.A. Dave says:
I am standing there like "hmmmm, okaaaaay"

A.K.A. Dave says:
then two guys walk up to me

A.K.A. Dave says:
no shit, they would weigh 40 kgs combined if they were wet!

A.K.A. Dave says:
then the mother fuckers are like (and this is verbatim)

A.K.A. Dave says:
Them: Who are you man

A.K.A. Dave says:
Me: Huh?

Them: Who are you, do you know this chick

M: Yeah, its ****** , I have known her for like 3 months

T: Yeah, well she is going out with him (and points to one of the dudes)

A.K.A. Dave says:
M: Huh? I had no idea (and you know me dude, I don't start shit)

T: Well she is going out with him

M: Well sorry dude, I didn't know

T: Well we have a problem

A.K.A. Dave says:
(raised eyebrow)

boomstix says:
HAHA

A.K.A. Dave says:
M: We have a problem?

boomstix says:
i think ****** has the problem

A.K.A. Dave says:
T: yeah, we have a problem

A.K.A. Dave says:
M: Ok, are you sure?

T: Yeah man, he is going out with her, theres a problem

M: OK MOTHER FUCKER, IF WE HAVE A PROBLEM, PLEASE COME OUTSIDE, YOU AND HIM, RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND TELL ME HOW MUCH OF A PROBLEM YOU HAVE, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WANNA GET UP IN MY FACE AND I HAD NO IDEA???

boomstix says:
.. ooh ho ho ho ... wish i was there ...

boomstix says:
hahaha

A.K.A. Dave says:
T: Sorry man, we didn't know

M: YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? FUCK YOU YOU DIDN'T KNOW, YOU WANNA STEP TO ME AND GET UP IN MY FACE AND TALK SHIT, FUCK YOU, LETS GO OUT SIDE!!! BOTH OF YAS

A.K.A. Dave says:
Then I was all gangster like HAHAHAHA

boomstix says:
you wanna step to me yo?

A.K.A. Dave says:
I was like, if you wanna step to me, don't even talk, just punch on, where I'm from, people don't even talk, they just punch on blah blah blah

A.K.A. Dave says:
badly

A.K.A. Dave says:
I swear I said that

boomstix says:
hahahahahaha

A.K.A. Dave says:
fucking funny as shit

A.K.A. Dave says:
then I walked outside

A.K.A. Dave says:
and my flat mate was like

boomstix says:
W H O A

A.K.A. Dave says:
big T: So whats the situatuation??

T: No no man, we didn't want to start no fight, we just wanted to let him know that she was with my mate type thing

A.K.A. Dave says:
LMAO

A.K.A. Dave says:
Big T just told me that later they were like
T: Fuck that shit man, he can just have her

A.K.A. Dave says:
I didn't even want to start shit, I was just non confrontational, you know me, I don't wanna fight no one

boomstix says:
um it looked like you did ..

boomstix says:
you need to get a blowie off her for that

A.K.A. Dave says:
and big t was like "you should just stay here til he calms down" and they were like "what,he has a problem calming down??"

A.K.A. Dave says:
dude, I don't even like to fight

A.K.A. Dave says:
at all

A.K.A. Dave says:
the last person I had a fight with was my brother

A.K.A. Dave says:
and that is what got me kicked out of home

A.K.A. Dave says:
I don't fight cos I see red

A.K.A. Dave says:
they were up in my face and the fucking wind would have blew them over

A.K.A. Dave says:
even if they weren't, I would have been like "Fuck you, do I even know who you are?"

A.K.A. Dave says:
I dunno

A.K.A. Dave says:
I feel like a cunt, I walked past em on the way out and didn't even look at em

A.K.A. Dave says:
I feel slack

boomstix says:
dude .. when someone says "we have a problem" .. that's basically saying that want to sort it out somehow

A.K.A. Dave says:
so fuck em?

boomstix says:
with fisty cuffs usually. its a fucking threat, and they can clean the skid marks out of their daks now

boomstix says:
you dont walk up to someone who is twice your size and say "we have a roblem" if you're not expecting to have to fight about it

A.K.A. Dave says:
dude, I was honestly like "sorry man, I didn't know"... and they were persisitent so I was like "fuck you, lets sort it out then if you wanna get in my face and I have already apologised"...

boomstix says:
exactly

boomstix says:
fuck that .. its ****** 's problem .. you should have said that. its not you were fiucking holding her down or anything

A.K.A. Dave says:
well that is what I though, maybe cos there was 2 of them they thought I would have been scared... My fat ass could have squashed like 6 of em if I sat on em and I wouldn't have even noticed...

A.K.A. Dave says:
totally

A.K.A. Dave says:
she was humping my leg

boomstix says:
ouch

A.K.A. Dave says:
fucken spewing

A.K.A. Dave says:
hehe

A.K.A. Dave says:
but I feel bad for them cos I made em look like fuckwits for acting like fuckwits.... ok, so I was a bit drunk and I was up for it, but I can still feel like a fuck right?

boomstix says:
nah man. get over yourself

boomstix says:
yeah maybe i guess so, but not for too long

A.K.A. Dave says:
but honestly, I don't know either of em, so how the fuck was I supposed to know

A.K.A. Dave says:
fuck em

boomstix says:
you are bouund to run into them again, and you can have a nice adult conversation with them about it

boomstix says:
dude, that officially needs to bein the blog

A.K.A. Dave says:
yeah, and I won't be a semi drunk cunt about it, but at the same time, I am sure they will see that I wasn't in the wrong and if they still have a problem then I am more than happy to help them resolve any issues

boomstix says:
heh. exactly.

A.K.A. Dave says:
Ok, I will paste this conversation cos I couldn't be fucked typing it

What do Pedophiles and Ice Cream have in common?

Ok, I spotted this one, and I googled it and I couldn't find anything about it, but I hardly believe I am the only person in the world to spot it...

The first thing you have to do is check out:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/21/technology/21pedo.html?_r=1&pagewanted=2

If the image doesn't load, click on the image to the right for a screen grab of the page from the NY Times website. Some people said it asked them to register so I thought I would save you guys the hassle. I hope they don't sue me or whatever.

So what you have to do is look in the left column, row 3, on the right hand side. Pay close attention to what you see (for the stupid ones, it is a heart shaped symbol)

Now look what it stands for in the description below.

then look at http://www.paddlepop.com.au/f_home.asp and what do you see in the top left corner.

For those of you who don't get it, the "Girl Love" symbol is pretty much exactly the same as the Streets Ice Cream Logo.

I dunno, I reckon it has to be more than a coincidence, it pretty much looks exactly the same except one has been reflected. If I remember correctly, Streets Ice Cream (a sub section of Unilever) re-branded only recently.

Here they are side by side:

Pretty fucked, but pretty fucking funny at the same time aye...

Cos thats what friends are fooorrrrrrr....

Some bitch sang that...

She definitley didnt have my firends. They are cunts. Maybe she was just being sarcastic.

Some of my mates (Ikka, Bec, Chris and Pekka) got here from Sydney on Saturday night. They had to drive down from Christchurch, and I told them to give me a call when they got here.

They got here around 10pm or something and they called to find out where we were.

When they called, of course, I asked if they had a bath at their hotel and they said yes. WOO HOO.

So anyways, we were out drinking, unfortunately the Aussies lost the Rugby to the fucking Kiwis again, and we ended up getting a bit drunk. Chris wanted to go home, and I was on the hunt, so we parted ways.

As usual, I didn't have joy with the chix in Wanaka (gay) and I ended up going home frustrated, drunk and dirty.

So yesterday, I met up wtih the fucks for dinner, I didn't want to eat cos I had already made stuff for lunch which I also ate for dinner. So we were there and I the people behind us got their food and we heard em comment on how much there was. Everyone was excited cos they were all pretty hungry, and I was hungry cos I am a fat fuck.

Anways, we keep talking the usual shit, paying out on each other and just being general haters. A beer or so later, I had to do a piss, so I went to the toilet and when I came back there was some food on the table in font of my seat, but no one else had food.

I was like "What the fucks this? Where did this come from" and everyone started laughing, including the people at the table next to us.

It turned out that the chick on the table behind us couldn't eat all of her meal, and my mates beiing my mates said I would eat it. I wasn't even hungry, but if you put Ribs in front of a man, he is gonna eat em. I also ddn't want to be rude and say no... Weak excuse, but true.

So I start eating these ribs and the waitress comes up and is like "What the... where did this come from" and my mates pointed out how fat I was and that I stole it off the people at the next table and she was like "err" and I was like "well, it is sorta true" and I tried to explain to her, but it was too late. She started putting shit on me to so I was like "fuck it" and just kept on eating.

My mates eventually get their food and we eventually piss off. Over the course of the night, it came up about my blog and the bath blog from Queenstown and they said I could come back to thier hotel and have a bath. Of course I said yes.

So it was all agreed that I would take em to my house first and show them where I am living and get my book (cos I like to just kick back in the bath for about an hour and relax and read) and then drive em back to their place cos they walked down to where we were eating.

So I am all excited, finally a bath where I can just relax and read my book and just chill.

So we get to thier place and I park the car and lock up my roof racks and stuff and walk in. We talk for a bit cos I didn't wanna be completly rude and just go have a bath and Bec says she is tired and wants to go to bed, Chirs gets up to make a hot chocolate and Paul says he is gonna go to bed too.

Finally, time for my bath, I announce that I am going to have a bath and thanks very much for letting me come over and i will let my self out and noone has to wait up for me and thanks very much again. I pick up my book and get a towel and walk triumphantly to the bath room.

I flick on the light and look around, and what do I see???

THERE IS NO FUCKING BATH!!!

And they thought it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking funny.

I didn't have my camera so I couldn't get a picture of the bath. Chris got a picture of my face from when I turned around to ask WTF but I was more laughing cos I thought it was pretty funny, and they did a good job of strining me along and stuff. I will try and get a picture of the "bath" some time this week. It is more like a little metal washing tub for your laundry than a bath... like a tight ass, low maintenence version of a shower cubicle.

The cunts were honestly pissing 'emselves for about 10 mins, saying how hard it was for them to not bust up when I got excited when I was telling them about how good my book was and how excited I was to get to read it and just relax.

I was honestly spewing hey... I'm losing the plot about not having a bath, and after going riding and having a sore back, sore neck, sore legs, sore knees...... I just wanna go home and have a bath ya know...

I have to get a place here for next season for sure which has a bath if I don't buy a place before then...

I'm going for a shower and then to bed...

:^(

So Baths are my weakness...

Dunno if you know that or not, but they are. I have had one just about every night since I was about 14 or so. The Big Gay House doesn't have a bath, so I am reduced to having a shower every night and paying $6 for a stinky chlorine rich hot tub at Oak Ridge Resort when I get desperate.

A word of warning, this blog is gonna be all over the shop.

My flatemates from Oz came over for a week and I went and caught up with them yesterday and stayed with em in Queenstown. Their hotel room had a bath, so it wasn't really too much of an effort on my behalf to go stay. Baths are my weakness.

After our drunken night out, I naturally went and had a bath when I got back to the hotel room. Fucken Gav walked in on me, just as I was about to get ready and turn the water on and shit. He took a picture. Lucky for him, I was already sitting down and I had my book so he didn't have to see my hairy ass.

I was basically spweing, cos a bath, to me, is like a sacred ritual. You just don't fuck with it cos you will end up dead.

Gav didn't care though, he was drunk and he wanted to talk drunk shit, so what does he do? Well he wasn't gonna look at my balls all night whilst I took my bath... He decided to get me a bath towel. And a drink.

So I am literally sitting in the bath as it is slowly filling up, trying to tell Gav to fuck off and leave me alone while I relish my first hot bath in over 2 months whilst having a Rum and Coke and trying to cover my bits with a wet bath towel.

The book I am reading is really good too, and I was looking forward to relaxing for about an hour or so.

I gave up and just got drunker and put my book down and talked drunk shit for a while.

Gav, you are a cock hehe.

Ok, what next. Oh yeah, how did I get in that state?

Of course we went out and had a few drinks last night. At Subculture (the best place in the whole of Queenstown - apart from FergBurgers and Beef Eaters Steak House), they have this thing where every time you buy a drink, you play the house in a game of Black Jack and if you win, you get either a shot of Tequila or a shot of Jager.

We won a few hands, and we had some tequila which I dislike, so we started having Jager bombs, so we ended up getting smashed (free game when you buy the Red Bull for the Jager Bomb).

I dunno how many we had, but we eneded up having like 4 Jager Bombs each which meant we had to buy about 7 drinks or so, cos we didn't win every time.

It is pretty safe to say that we were pretty much drunk.

Gav spewed. Added a pic for authenticity.

Oh yeah, and before that, we went to this place called The Cow. It is pretty popular in Queenstown.

I would have gone to Beef Eaters personally, but Candice (my other flat mate from Sydney) doesn't eat steaks and shit, so it was either eat at The Cow or go to Beef Eaters and listen to The Cow whinge all night about how we should have went to the other restaurant.

Oh yeah, in The Cow, they let you tag up the walls with chalk. Of course I couldn't resist and I did the member corporate logo thing. I think it turned out pretty cool considering I have less artistic skill than a retard on rohies.

I got a new board today too. Well it isn't really a new board. I ordered it back in March and only got it now, fucked up long story, but I was bitterly disappointed when I rode it.

Candice and Gav brought it over with them, so that was the second reason I went to Queenstown to go and meet up with them.

We rode up at the (un)Remarkables today. The snow was pretty ordinary. It sucks though, cos every time I have ridden there, I have been really hung over. Maybe it is best, cos it isn't the best mountain and I would just complain about how shit the mountain is, where as if I am hung over, I can just complaing about how shit I am.

Anyways, my new board is a Ride Kink. It is the second Ride board that I have got and to be completely honest, I am not blown away by them. I would almost say that I hate the Kink, but I have only done one hung over day on it.

Well I don't actually hate my Ride DH, it just sucks on what I like to ride. It is supposed to be a Park board, and I find it way too stiff. I rode it in powder at Treble Cone and it was amazing, and I could imagine I would really enjoy it if I was riding powder EVERY DAY, but we can't have bullshit snow all the time.

I also rode it in the half pipe up at SnowPark, and I guess it was pretty good, but I suck ass at half pipe, so I wouldn't know either...

I think I will have to give it a couple of days to see if it grows on me, if it doesn't I will fuck it off pretty quickly.

I have also one a really shit sticker job on it, pretty embarassed about it actually, but I can't be fucked changing it.

I really love my Force Snowboards though, click on the image to check out their site.

I had 2 Blasts, a 155cm and a 150cm. YES a 150cm board, and it was probably one of the most enjoyable boards I have ever ridden. I have ridden em into the ground though, and after 2 months, they are now officially dead :(

I think I wanna sell my Ride Kink (it is only one ride old, and I have only hit 2 small fun boxes and a tiny rainbow rail) and get another Blast. Man they are fun boards

I fucked my knee also. Not fucked it fucked it, just fucked it fucked it.

Dunno if I blogged this, before, but I overshot the step up at SnowPark and I landed facinig backwards and caught my heel edge and did this whip lash thing where hurt my neck a bit, got a small tear in my medial ligament in my left knee, tore the adductor (i think thats what they are called) muscles in both my legs and smashed my head on the snow. My head is starting to bruise and my leg (medial ligament) hurt today.

Man I suck at snowboarding, but I love it so much, it isn't even funny.

Here is another pic of Gav trying to spew.

Derrrrrrrrnunt... dernet

So yeah, I was trying to figure out how to start my blog, and I wasn't exactly sure how to start it. Click on the image for clarification.

Tonight was the last night on one of my friends here in Wanaka... Her name is Stephanie, a.k.a. The Shark.

I really like Stephanie, actually, she is one of the only chicks I would have liked to have hooked up with whilst she was here in NZ... Sure there are other chicks I would like to... erm, "bang", but Stephanie is one of the few chicks I would have actually rode with the next day.

The only problem is the dernet dernet bit.

You see, Stephanie is what I would call a Shark... or a hustler...

She eats guys up, she know she is hot and she knows that guys are suckers and she uses her looks and her "survival of the fittest" attitude (it is either them or me paying for - the drinks / food / lift passes / whatever), to get what she wants with a minimum of fuss and cost.

In saying this, I had been a willing vicitm a couple of times (before I figured out she was a dernet), and then I was like fuck this bitch, but I realised, that she doesn't do it deliberately, well she sorta does, but dudes are falling over them selves to buy her drinks, get her drunk and TRY take advantage of her and get her attention that she just lets them buy her drinks (she doesn't ask for them, us suckers offer) and she is like yep and then feels obligated to talk to said sukers.

I dunno, I am bummed she is leaving and we didn't hook up, but at the same time, I am sorta glad she is leaving cos she made me look and feel like an idiot on a couple of occasions.

I haven't really told her whats up, she would have to be a fucken retard to not know, but tonght I sent her a text message and it went something like:

You are fucken gay, why didn't you lips of at shooters? There is only one thing I regret about my whole trip and that is we didn't hook up blah blah whatever

"lips of" = "kiss me" in sms speak... I don't change the predicitve text if it is funny... Blah blah whatever is the rest of the text wishing her a safe trip...

So what does a shark look like? I have a pic, I dunno if I should put it up or not. Fuck it, why not.

So yeah, this is what a shark looks like... not the best picture, but she is cool.

Stephanie, if you read this, I hope you don't kill me... Hmmm, on second thoughts, if you wanna come back and kick my ass, you are more than welcome :P

Burton Open, Car Fucked, SnowPark, Drunk.

Today Nono and I went up to snowpark.

It was a pretty nice day, and cos we didn't go up yesterday, we didn't get to have a go of the 30 foot quarter pipe that they built for the Burton Open. This thing is fucken massive.

I was gonna steal images and stick em up here, but you can just visit Boarderzone.com for the photos.

Here is the only half decent photo I took of the comp. And this was one of the first warm up airs. The guys were going huge, make sure you check out the BoarderZone gallery

Anyways, back to me. So yeah, I had a go... only one go. When I was riding into it, i was like holy shit. It was soooo big. I almost got to the top, I didn't really go into it with too much speed. It was nuts how high some of the guys were going (again, check out the photos, they are amazing) and some of the slams were pretty brutal.

Also, the YOOOOO mobile is in pretty bad shape from all of the rally driving up the road to SnowPark. As I mentioned before in one of my blogs, I used to get up in about 11 mins. Not any more, it seems a bit sluggish, and it sounds like there is a hole in my exhaust or something and TODAY I discovered that my radiator has a leak in it or some holes of some shit. Fucken spewing, especially cos I just spent like $400 fixing a crack in my radiator and getting a service, and now it looks like I will have to get a whole new radiator. I dunno where the hole came from, gotta speak to the mechanic tomorrow.

Also tomorrow, I am hopefully going to be picking up some new hoodies and I will get some photos and stuff and put em in the site.

This is a boring blog aye... I am even bored with it.

Last night I got drunk and I was at Red Rock which was shit. After that closed, I went to Bar Lugie and Woodies and there was this like 35 year old milf that seemed like she was keen, but it turned out she wasn't. Dunno what happened, one minute we chatting and flirting and stuff, then she went to the toilet or whatever and I dunno what happened, but she must have either sobered up or had a better offer cos she didn't really come back. Dunno whats up wtih that.

That pretty much finished after that so I walked down to shooters where everyone else was and met up with the boys.

Oh, Miss Austria was there and we were chatting and Nono was driving my car so we gave her a lift home. I dunno, I think I am going to have to put the word on her pretty soon aye. Just have to get her drunk or something haha.

I ate 4 peices of fried chicken and some hot chips. At least it wasn't fucking meat pies. I am sick of meat pies.

I also went shopping at the wog shop yesterday and spent like $140 on like not much food. It is good food though... not that I have eaten badly at all on this trip, except for the one night I had 2 packets of Maggi Noodles. I haven't eaten noodles since.

I have uploaded some photos, you can check em out here

Tuesday... BOOORINGGGG...

Ok, so you probably don't know, but I hurt my back at SnowPark on Friday. Yep, I had to get taped to the bed so I didn't move, I had an ambulance ride in to Wanaka, get X-rays on my possibly fractured Lumber Vertebrae, see a Dr and up until today, have 3 physio sessions. I still have a few physio sessions to go whcih is awesome.

I wasn't going to put anything in here about my accident cos my sister worries way too much. I ended up telling her about it, and she got all worried an shit, but now she knows I can tell you guys.

I honestly can't speak highly enough about the NZ Health Care System. So I had all that shit, Dr consultation, 1 hour Ambulance ride, 4 X-Rays on my spine and 3 Physio sessions with probably another 3 sessions to come, and all it has cost me is $65 for the X-Rays.

I was waiting to get paid and I wanted to get travel insurance for my round the world trip, but I didn't. I got my firends to order it online while I was at the SnowPark medical centre, but fortunately, I only had to pay $65 so I am not going to worry about claiming it on my Travel Insurance.

Tonight at Red Rock, I was speaking to a girl who was in the SnowPark Medical Centre when I was there. She fractured her Humerus (that is the upper arm bone) and she had to be helicoptered to Dunedin so it could be re-set. She didn't have to pay a cent for the helicopter and the overnight stay in Dunedin Hospital.

Fuck man, if you were in Australia and you had to get helicoptered to anywhere, you would be looking at atleast $1000... not that I have been Helicoptered anywhere, but I know people who had to get ambulanced off the hill and they had to pay like a couple of hundred dollars.

If you were in the US, forget aobut it, you would have to sell your ass for the next 18 years, just to make the interest repayments on the loan you would need to get to pay for it all.

Whatever.

There was another guy who also hurt himself that day and when he was in the Medical Centre lying on the bed next to me, he started to lose feeinging in body from the waist down, so they called in a second helicopter to take him to Dunedin also. I haven't heard back about how he ended up, but I hope he was ok... So fucking sad... My cousin broke his neck during a Motor Cross race back in 1990 or something like that... he was just 17 years old when it happend. Such a waste hey...

Tomorrow I am going to go riding up at SnowPark with NoNo. Sam Griffiths (a.k.a. The Golden Child), who is one of the most promising young snowboarders in the country and who used to ride for us, but who is now on Burton and Analog, is in town for the Burton Open and he said he will be up there, so it will be good to catch up with him and get back on my board and cruise around.

Red Rock sucked ass tonight, usually it isn't too bad on Tuesdays, the Crazy Canucks play tonight, but they just seemed completely unorgainesed and the music they played lacked diversity. Had 3 jugs of beer and came home and smashed a steak and cheese pie.

Oh, and since this blog is all about death and injury, I just found out that one of my mates from here, James, over shot a jump at SnowPark today and had all these internal injuries and is in a heap of pain and had to be ambulanced to Dunedin Hospital also. The poor guy just started riding at SnowPark the other day and now his season is over. It has been a pretty hard core season for injuries... I know at least 3 people who broke thier wrists, I saw about 6 people over shoot the big kicker at snow park and fuck them selves up pretty badly, and I know of 3 people who had to get helicoptered out of snow park on the day that I hurt myself.

I am trying to take it easy and not hurt myself, but I want to get better, I have set myself goals for the season and the only way I can achieve them is by pushing myself.

Fuck I love Snowboarding!!!