TAXI DRIVERS MUST DIE!!!

MOTHER FUCING TAXI DRIVERS!!!!

You know what... I don't give a fuck about em... You can print that anywhere you want!!!

Hows this!

I was a bit drunk right, I caught a taxi home and I was sending a text message to my really good girl friend and I got distracted by McDonalds, and I literally got out of the taxi and it drove off and like 2 seconds after it drove away, I realised I left my phone in there and I called it from my friends phone and like literally a maximum of 50 seconds after I realised from my friends phone and it rang out twice and then I called it a third time and it was switched off!!!

You know what! When I hear about taxi drivers getting bashed or dying or whatever, I am not going to give a fuck... I used to feel sorry for the cunts, I used to round up to the nearest $10 EVERY TIME I caught a taxi, you know what, never again... I honestly hope a taxi driver dies every night from today (30/09/2006) until when ever... They are fucking cunts, they are like arabs, you can't trust the cunts, and if anyone knows, I do cos I am half arab.

You know what, if you see a taxi driver getting bashed and you have the opportunity to stop it, DON'T!!!

Let the cunt get bashed... If anything, I would say go help the cunt who is doing the bashing smash the cab drivers head in.

They are lower than scum, I hope they all fucken die, I don't give a fuck if my dad is one, they are dogs who deserve everything they get!!!

Fuck man, and to think, I try to be generous to them every time and always round up and shit.

If you are a Taxi driver... I don't give a fuck, you have all been painted with the same brush... You reap what you sow you fucks. Die and rot in hell and I hope you die a slow and painful death, every single one of youse, I don't care about you or your family, infact, I hope every single one of you (and your families) get AIDS!!!

I am drunk but meh... Fucken cab driver fucks... Birds of a feather die together!!!

Aoraki: A pretty fucking special place...

My friend and I stayed in Mt Cook. At the Hermitage Hotel, Room 818. The view was simply amazing.

The pic above is from the drive from there to Lake Tekapo.

I will add more later, the place I am at has a crap internet connection.

We had a party on Monday (bit late I know)

So we had a party on Monday night.

As usual, we got drunk. Very drunk.

Someone fell asleep.

We took textas and tape to his body.

I wrote a Haiku about it. If you can come up with a better one (which shouldn't be hard) leave it as a comment.

Haikus have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line and 5 in the third line.

There was a party.
Someone got drunk, he slept.
We got out the pens.

Check out our handy work.

WOO HOO!!! Jeno is coming to NZ!!!!

Awesome news fuckers.

I spoke to Jon Jensen today and he said he is coming to NZ and could be here as early as next weekend.

I also spoke to Dean Hammer, who also said he might be interested in heading over for a week or so to hopefully get some photos for us for next years Ads and catalogue.

I think Nugget (from Digital Snowboarder) is coming over also, so hopefully we will get some stuff in there... who know eh.

In the mean time, here is a photo I found of Jeno from a couple of years ago... maybe 2003 or something.

Enjoy.

It's a Bird, It's a Plane... It's a Car???

If you were standing at the bottom of the first cliff on the SnowPark road yesterday afternoon, you would have probably said something to this effect.

Nanny, one of my flat mates, is only new to driving and her car isn't the easist thing to drive and lets face it... she is a woman. She can't drive for shit.

She was up at SnowPark yesterday and had to go to work or something and was driving down the hill alone. On the last hairpin bend coming down the hill, she lost control of the car and did a 180 and went over the side of the hill. Backwards.

Now I don't really know too many details (because I don't listen when people talk 90% of the time) but from what I remember, apparently when the car stopped, she got out, climbed up the hill and hitched back up the hill to where her sister and friends were and told them the news.

She is SOOOOOO fucken lucky to be alive aye.

Check out the pics :)

From Bad to Worse...

Ahh, my last blog was titled "A crap week for snow"... I was gonna call this one "Another crap week for snow", but the truth is, we haven't had any more snow... infact, we have only had more rain and almost 15 degree days.

I went up to SnowPark on Sunday and Monday, and it was fun, but it was very soft to begin with and it basically just go wetter.

The people in the Big Gay House are already talking about leaving NZ if we don't get more snow soon. I am guessing some won't have a choice as businesses will start letting people go or just reduce shifts to one day a week.

It is a bit of a shame that there is every chance the season will end on such a low... It has been an awesome season though, an even if it does end prematurely, I think I will stick around here until early October anyways just cos I really don't like Sydney that much. I could also head to the North Island and check that out, or even check out Canterbury and Mt Hutt and some of the club fields around there.

I am bummed hey... I really like it here, and I am 90% sure I will be back next season (unless I Mandy Moore wants me to be her BF, in which case, I will have to see what she wants to do).

I think I need to sacrifice my liver to Mother Nature or God or Huey or Allah or Buddah or Tom Cruise and get really drunk and make a fool of myself and take lots of pictures of it and post them on here as the offering for snow.

If that doesn't work, at least it will have been fun.

Jonas also got me a photo of him Skiing, so i decided to do a bit of photoshop work on it. I think it turned out mad, I wanna turn it into a flash game or somethiing, but I don't know flash, so if someone wants to dedicate some time, let me know eh..


Hmm... Might have a moustache party...

What a crap week for snow

Ok, so this week has been fun, but it hasn't done the snow any favours.

Um, up on the hill I would say the temperature at SnowPark has been about 7 degrees. There has practically been a river of water running along side the road at the top of snowpark because so much snow has been melting.

IT JUST FUCKING STARTED RAINING here in wanaka. Shit!

It isn't even cold here. I have been turning my heater off at night and I am wearing t-shirt and shorts right now. This is fucked.

For the last 4 days, the wind has been blowing at just about gale foce for most of the day and still blowing pretty strongly during the night.

One thing that is good is that I don't think the snow have been re-freezing completely solid at night, so the conditions have been soft to start with and then getting progressively wetter and slower. Fucked for snow, good for trying new shit cos it doesn't hurt so much when you fall.

Last season was absolutely shit house. The season before last, they were still getting snow in November. Hopefully this is just a bit of a set back. There is still over a month til the season officially ends.

One good thing though, I have heaps of web development work on at the moment, so there is no point in going up the hill, so I might as well work.

I am going to be heading north for the winter, so I will finally get to go riding in some massive hills and hopefully get some more really good powder days cos I have only had 3 really good powder days here in NZ.

If I have so much work, then why am I blogging? Yeah, I wanna work heaps I think... Can't wiat.

Hurry up and snow dammit!!!