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Howdy fuckers,

Hope you have all been well whilst I have been gallavanting around the globe eating at some of the best restaurants in the world. It has been a while since I last blogged and so much has passed that the details are now so blurry (from shit memory, not from alcohol) that I can't possibly give you an accurate account of what has happened.

"Bah!" I hear you say, "you haven't let lack of memory get in the way of a blog entry in the past!".

This is true, but the difference is alcohol memory loss is different to just straight up forgot memory loss and therefore one is allowed to blog whatever one wants in a state of hang over. Infact, the rules dictate that the truth hath no revelance (or place) in a blog fuled by alcohol fumes, hair and clothes reeking of cigarette smoke (and maybe spew or kebeb or both) and an empty stomach crying out for a bacon and egg roll.

Whatever.

A quick round up of my trip includes:

• Business Class Flights
• Shoebox Hotel rooms
• Loss of 2 Hugo Boss and 3 business shirts worth about $3,500 on the London Tube (that was my sisters accident - oh well, shit happens)
• Eastern European Strippers
• One Pound Coins
• Getting slapped by above mentioned Eastern European strippers
• Chasing straight chicks in gay bars of Soho
• Sneaky lines and drinking binges
• 13 hour flights next to fat cunts who are SO fat that their fat legs push the arm rest into your legs and their ams hang onto your side of your seat
• Havinig your bag swiped for traces of explosives (I didn't even look like a terrorist cos I had a fucken shave even... that dude was a hater)
• Being locked out of my apartment
• Coming back to Sydney to make websites for the next 5 months so I can buy my place in NZ (eventually)
• Hanging out with a pretty cool chick who is a nob/retard - but thats half the appeal really
• Spending way too much money on food and booze
• Eating at Tetsuyas - Sydney - The 5th best restaurant in the world. Fucking amazing, I am actually taking above mentioned chick/nob/retard there cos I like her so much.
• Eating at Gordon Ramsey - London - The 14th best restaurant in the world (yep, it is the restaurant of the only cunt in the world who swears more than me)
• Signing up TWO (yep, thats 2) new designers for the 2007 winter stuff.
• Actually motivating Anth to get off his fat ass and write a couple of songs (See my Frustration at Fucks blog). I am going to give his music its own blog page.
• Going halvies in a classic Cast Iron Victorian Bath Tub with chick/nob/retard/girlfriend.

Um, that is it, going to actually post a couple of blog posts cos I have been so slack.

I love you all... very much.