Member Members
Are you a Member member? If not why not? Not only will women become sexually attracted
to you, you will also be entitled to discounts for purchases made online, be able to enter comps the easy way and
receive our news letter which will be hella funny.
The following were some questions from Matias in Sydney:
Are there different levels of membership?
No, there is just one level of Membership. It doesn't cost you anything so there is no need for different levels cos
everything is already there.
Is there such thing as a Gold member or lifetime member?
Once you become a member, you stay one for life.
Unlike scientologists, you don't have to leave a percentage of your ammassed fortune to us. If you do decide to
leave us a little something however, it will be much appreciated.
How does one join?
Fill out this form
Do I get a card?
Um, no... You do get a confirmation email though.
you people are the stars. Show us some love and sign up today.